Iceroad truckers???

Hey im an iceroad trucker and all i do is drive on ice all day but the good part about it is that at any moment my tires could lose traction slip and then i die...man what a rush. Oh yeah i forgot i get payed like ****....can anyone tall me why i cant just go get a job at wal-mart but instead im an iceroad trucker (dun dun duuuuuuun)