Crude one, don't read if you're sensitive...!! PLEASE!! OK...!?

A man with a very very bad hangover went into a diner and sat down right by a truck driver who was having a big steamy bowl of chilli. The man had no money and as very hungry so he asked the truck driver if he could give him some of his chilli. The trucker say: "Sure buddy! help yourself!". The man started to chow down on the bowl even before he said thanks or anything. Well... by the time he got to the bottom of the bowl, he noticed a log shaped "thing" just sitting there... "Oh my God! It's a turd!!" and immediatly proceded to barf everything he had consumed right back into the bowl.... "No kidding, Buddy..! Don't blame ya'...!" said the trucker... "THAT EXACTLY WHAT I DID WHEN I GOT TO THE BOTTOM...!"